🌹Fame makes me feel wanted and loved, anybody wants that.🌹
-Michael Hutchence
rem-de-firinn asked:
skrsgardspam answered:
it had seemed like such a good idea at first. she’d planned it all out, she’d bought a cute little red lingerie set, furnished with white faux fur all around the hem, and she was going to surprise axel with it when he got home. but now she felt ridiculous, staring at herself in the mirror. what had she been thinking? but there was no time to change now. especially because she could hear the door opening, and the sound of axel’s heavy boots against the floor, followed by him announcing his arrival. she froze for a second, but recovered, deciding she had to go through with it anyway. he called her name, and she replied from where she stood in their bedroom, looking at herself in the full length mirror. “i’ll be out in a minute!” she called. then she took a deep breath, smoothing out the bottom of the little set she was wearing, and stepped out of the bedroom. she found axel in the kitchen, opening the fridge and all the cabinet doors in search of food, like he always did every time he came home from work. she cleared her throat from where she stood in the doorway, and he turned around, taking pause as he took in the sight of her. he let out a low whistle, at which she blushed profusely. “why look at you, sexy little mama,” he mused with a grin. she blushed some more. “i…um, i thought that maybe…i could try giving you a lap dance? if you want?” she suggested quietly. axel licked his lips, and nodded. “be my guest.” so, she grabbed his hand, and led him into the living room, where she motioned for him to sit on the couch before she moved to turn on some music. eartha kitt’s santa baby began to flow through the speakers, and as she straightened, she was yet again reminded of how ridiculous she felt. but it was too late to turn back now. so, she continued, doing her best to dance her way towards axel, slowly, attempting to look sexy, but certain she looked silly instead. axel watched her with amusement in his eyes, which only confirmed what she thought. a permanent blush had seemed to settle on her face, and she felt extremely self conscious. when she reached axel, she climbed into his lap, and began to sway her hips against him, still trying to be suggestive. when he hummed out a laugh, she buried her face against his neck. “daddy, stooppp,” she whined. “don’t laugh at me. i feel stupid.” at which he grabbed her hips and shook his head. “don’t feel stupid, baby. you look adorable, i love it. keep going.” but she pouted. “i don’t want to look adorable, i want to look hot. i want to turn you on.” and then, he kissed her nose. “you are turning me on, baby. while looking adorable, and hot, all at the same time. remember what i said? you’re a sexy little mama. now go on, keep dancing for daddy. put on a show.”
Anonymous asked:
xstrangerwritings answered:
Wait ah sorry I didn’t see requests were clsoed !!! Sorry!!
It’s okay, babe! Jonathan sin below the cut
This was a mistake
Anonymous asked:
skrsgardspam answered:
well poor choice of words then, i just am not into her. i can definitely acknowledge that she’s worked hard tho
Omg she ia overrated. Get over it anon
Tom Hardy is by far the highest caliber actor in any leading superhero role (until Meryl Streep decides to play Batman) and I’m so happy someone of his talent would choose to do one
Why would Meryl Streep play Batman?
I need a creative outlet
I need someone to love me and cuddle with
Anonymous asked:
skrsgardspam answered:
you are correct
Hirst’s Harald: I have no luck with women.
Actual Harald Finehair: *had nine mistresses before marrying Princess Ragnhild* 😂
